The Reach
The BrilliantlyDumb Show
Robby Berger
5.0 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2019
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I got a fucking tent set up on road day, oh, oh, shit, no way. Great location. |
| 0:06.8 | You're right by the other Costco that does the free samples. Yeah, be there for breakfast tomorrow. |
| 0:11.7 | They're doing many breakfast burritos. I just take 10 laps and eat burritos for two hours. |
| 0:18.6 | I smell like a fucking scrambled egg all day. But the nerve on this son of a bitch. |
| 0:24.9 | I mind you, I got to watch him eat tomorrow's lunch. I just stood there and watched him. |
| 0:30.0 | I was flapper gassed at that comment to start off just medium rare, huh? |
| 0:36.4 | Like, oh, shit. Yeah, he nailed it. That's medium rare. But you didn't get any sides. Yeah. |
| 0:41.9 | Yeah, one order of cream spinach for Frank here, please. He's a little displeased here. |
| 0:49.2 | Frank, I'm too happy with this presentation here. Can we throw some corn in that doggy bag, would you? |
| 0:56.1 | I mind you, he had a fucking tent set up on road day or drive. It actually looked pretty comfortable. |
| 1:03.6 | I mean, I've never seen anything like it to where like if I had to spend the night in that tent, |
| 1:08.3 | honestly, it wouldn't be the worst thing. Prime location. He's right outside of a whole food. |
| 1:14.2 | He's got mastros right there. Fucking guys not even asking for quarters. He's asking for $5 bills. |
| 1:21.3 | Now, if I go down Pico Boulevard, one of the homeless guys there and I get him a full A, |
| 1:27.5 | he may not know if it's medium rare enough, but he's going to appreciate that full A. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah, Frank's actually organic. Now, Frank, Frank just went vegan. Like, you don't, you don't have that, |
| 1:38.9 | you shouldn't have that option. Son of a bitch. Anywho, moving on, grace Abraham, |
| 1:49.0 | if I could trouble you just for a little bit of a drum roll, please. It's for everybody's favorite |
| 1:58.0 | segment. It's the ass Bob segment. Wake after wake. I have you find folks filing |
| 2:08.2 | shove them in the DMs. Whatever question you want to ask Bob to be answered on the podcast, |
| 2:16.0 | on the brilliantly dumb show. Here we are today. By the way, the feedback we've gotten from the |
| 2:23.4 | ass Bob segment, it's great. People come into DMs all day just firing questions. |
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