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The Nick DiPaolo Show

The Rat Takes The Stand | Nick Di Paolo Show #1570

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the Rat Cohen, Goff's paycheck, Kamala's mouth and more!  

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0:00.0

I'm going. I'm free.

0:13.0

Oh. I'm... Oh, wow, Mr. DePalo.

0:35.0

Hi, I guess, is that where we are?

0:39.0

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I guess is that where we are?

0:47.0

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, on a, what is it, Tuesday? It's a Tuesday.

0:49.0

I will be taken off at the airport right after this but as you know me and Dallas take

0:54.2

care yeah we put a bitch and kitchen in the can

0:58.0

Shepherds pie right Dallas I know that was right up your alley because it had beer in it and I did

1:06.8

lamb you can most people you well either way it's either lamb or ground beef I

1:11.0

use ground lamb the wife hates it I like to fill the house of the

1:14.8

Romans that makes us throw up blood and no I've made it for 10 years the way she

1:19.2

wanted you. You mind? Uh, yummy though, right Dallas?

1:26.0

Yeah, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, uh, yeah, still delicious and I was at there's a grocery store called Red and White.

1:38.2

It's basically a black run store and it's where you go for you, you know, your ham hawks and your pigs feet.

1:44.0

But everything else too, it's great.

1:46.0

It takes me three seconds to get there, my car.

1:49.0

And I was looking for a nice dark maybe a Guinness or whatever

1:54.1

It came down to what else old English or a fucking cult 45 now. I found a can of fosters

2:01.8

Which when we were in high school. we're like that's the strongest bear there is and it

2:05.8

comes in like a small keg which I love and use that anyways you guys have got to love

2:11.5

it's a kind of a meat, literally a meat and potatoes thing.

2:15.0

Anyways, let's get right to the goddamn show, I guess, because I'm in a bit of a rush here.

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