The Ranking: Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Empire Film Podcast

Bauer Media

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.6 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In the latest, and absolutely not late, no you shut up, episode of The Ranking, Chris Hewitt, Helen O'Hara, Nick de Semlyen try to discuss the movies of one of the biggest (literally and figuratively) movie stars of all time: Arnold Schwarzenegger. The only obstacle in their path: Arnold superfan, James Dyer, who might not let them get a word in edgeways. Join us for an hour of top Arnie anecdotes (or Arn-ecdotes), as the podteam crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of the women, before settling on the empirical (or Empirical) top ten Schwarzenegger movies. Now that's Arn-tertainment.

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0:00.0	BANG!
0:13.0	Finally bang!
0:14.0	Hello pod, I'm Chris Eudon, welcome to the latest episode of the ranking the magazine podcast
0:18.4	crossover from which four Empire writers get together in the pod booth and discuss the
0:22.6	filmography of a director or an actor or a franchise and this episode is dedicated
0:28.7	to an actor, an actual actor, golden globe winning actor, one of the biggest movie stars
0:35.9	of all time and the star of some of such stone-cold classics as Eraser, The Sixth Day, and Escape
0:44.1	Plan.
0:45.1	I am, of course, talking about the Austrian oak, as Clyde James once said, a condom stuffed
0:49.5	full of walnuts, the one and only wickedly talented, whoopers, whoopers, whoopers,
0:55.7	Arnold Schwarzenegger, I always laugh about my own jokes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnie
1:00.2	himself.
1:01.2	Hooray!
1:02.2	I think he looks more like a walnut stuffed with condoms, but...
1:05.4	How would then you've been like...
1:07.4	I don't know, how do you do that?
1:09.2	How would you stuff a walnut with condoms?
1:11.1	We'd need a separate...
1:12.1	No, in fact, that'd be easy, because a walnut shell comes apart, you just put the condoms
1:15.4	in, you close it up again, but then you're left with a round wrinkly thing and I think
1:19.2	it's a bit rude to say that that's all the Arnold Schwarzenegger is.
1:23.4	He is so much more, he is so much more than just a round wrinkly thing.
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