What is up? Welcome back. This is Noah Hills. You can find me on Twitter at Noamore Parties.

And today I'm doing a little bit of a weird video probably. Probably the dumbest idea I've maybe ever had.

But the bit is I want to talk about some running backs who like I normally wouldn't talk about in contexts that I normally wouldn't talk about them.

So I've created this like completely

contrived situation where I have the randomizer wheel, I have a bunch of running backs on it,

a bunch of rookie running backs. I'm going to spin the wheel and the randomizer is going to select

a top five ranking of running backs in this rookie class. It's going to create a top five. It's

not going to be my top five. It's not going to be anybody else's top five. You know, probably, hopefully not. But wherever the

randomizer puts those guys, I'm going to have to, like, find some sort of legitimate

justification in their profile, like in their evaluation that would, you know, make it

somewhat plausible that, like, whichever guy could conceivably finish as the RB5 or the RB3 or whatever. A couple rules. The arguments

have to be like made in good faith. I can't just say like Damien Pierce is running back one because

like running backs don't matter or Kennedy Brooks is running back two because like I was wrong about

whatever. Like I have to find like actual positives or negatives relative to how I, you know, would

have otherwise thought about them that make it plausible that they would finish it running back X, you know, whatever the, whatever the randomizer chooses.

And second rule, I'm not going to be talking about Isaiah Spiller.

I did that in the last video, last two videos actually.

I've talked about him too much.

So we don't need to talk about Isaiah Spiller again. I've got another video coming out Wednesday, I believe, where I'm going to touch on like five, like really deep sleeper running

backs. I remove them from the randomizer. I don't need to double dip on them. And then at the end of

kind of each guy I talk about here, I'm going to give like a one to 10 rating of how plausible I think it is that they could finish in this spot. And I guess I guess the bit is like the randomizer has a time machine.

We're like three years down the road and whatever random dude finishes the RB2, whatever other

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