Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

And my name is Michael. Hello, Michael. Is that a little more professional? That sounds professional. It does. I have like two customers to call me Michael. I never asked them to, but they do. I don't know why. They're not my parents. So that's interesting. But yeah, I really don't like going by Michael.

People always, I used to be like, I don't care, whatever, but I genuinely don't like Michael. Well, it's because you're used to going by Mike. Yeah, I'm a Mike. I'm a Mike. And if we ever get any drinks at Starbucks or anything, it's never Mike. It's got to be Biff. always Biff.

Yeah, we've told you that before.

But for our new listeners,

if you ever see me at Starbucks,

you hear somebody named Biff that has a drink,

it's a, Mike. It's got to be Biff. Always Biff. Yeah, we've told you that before. But for our new listeners, if you ever see me at Starbucks, you hear somebody named Biff that has a drink, it's a good chance it's me. And that is, in fact, from back to the future. And I know I've mentioned it before, but I hate it when I go up and in front of the whole restaurant, they're like, who's your order for? I was like, um, Biff.

They're like, well, oh, yeah, Biff right here.

And they always remember.

So it's good.

I always feel like such a tool.

Yeah, well, you are a tool.

Just kidding. You're not. You're great. So we're a married couple here. And every single Sunday, Alison, brings us a new story. she tells me I've never heard it before and I have live reactions questions things of that nature I have lots of hmms and a ahs and all that sort of thing but usually it's a terrible terrible

story so buckle yourselves in. Absolutely. We're always drinking our coffee. If you see me petting something off screen, we've got our little shorky, our little six pound angel baby who lives in my heart, who I'm obsessed with. Yeah, she's a little darling. And if I could take her everywhere I ever went, I'd be a happy person.

Yeah, she's a good kid. You love her. She's like one of our kids. We have two kids and all that. And yeah, we like to get a little banter going before the horrible, horrible story we were about to say just because it feels like you guys are our friends. like we're gathering around the coffee table here and not to push the coffee thing too much.

Well, we are the crime and coffee couple. and not to push the coffee thing too much.

Well, we are the crime and coffee couple. And if you don't like banter, you're in luck because there's a skip the banter button. Yeah. And you can go straight to the meat and potatoes of the case. Right. On YouTube, you can click on it. I think on Apple you can click on it. Spotify, I don't think that's clickable. but at least it would tell you where it is.

So welcome to the show.

All the new listeners and all that good stuff.

Thank you so much for your support. think on Apple you can click on it. Spotify, I don't think that's clickable, but at least it would tell you where it is. So, uh, welcome to the show. All the new listeners and all that good stuff.

Thank you so much for your support.

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