The Ramble: You’re a wizard, Marcus
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim are here after a quadruple extravaganza on Sunday, with Cristiano Ronaldo bringing up 700 and Arsenal’s youngers brushing aside a leggy Liverpool.
We wonder if Jürgen Klopp’s time is coming to a slow end on Merseyside, while Man United's one-trick pony strikes again. Elsewhere, Brentford got a Brucey Tummy Tickle™ up at St. James’ as Newcastle’s takeover anniversary loomed over a barnstorming performance.
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