The Ramble: Soccer Gobs
Football Ramble
Stak Production
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🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
What can £200m get you in the current climate? One Harry Kane, or one genetically modified, bionically enhanced everyman, transformed into a world beater? This is just one of the questions we attempt to answer today, as there seems like no better rational response to these persistent rumours about Kane upping and leaving North London.
That’s not the only squabble going on though, the president of the Gabonese FA wants Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang to leave Arsenal, a man has been spotted flouting government issued advice to chase a picnic umbrella and it’s all kicking off in Scotland.
As well as all this there is also, of course, our review of Soccer Dog 2: European Cup. Thank goodness we’ll never have to do that again.
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Further reading:
Harry Kane is apparently going nowhere:
Dynamo Brest have nicked Borussia Mönchengladbach’s idea:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52243536
Further disputes in Scotland:
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| 0:00.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the football ramble on football ramble, Daily, my name is Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.0 | My name is Jim Campbell, my name is Luke Aaron Moore, and I'm intimidated by the 30 pigeons. |
| 0:16.0 | Of course they love a bit of him ladies and gentlemen, it's the football ramble. |
| 0:27.0 | In your ears once again, how is everybody Jim? Did you have a lovely Easter weekend? |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, I did one normally do. |
| 0:38.0 | All right, let's move on from you, anybody else? |
| 0:42.0 | I don't have any concrete proof that it was actually Easter weekend. |
| 0:48.0 | No, because everything is the same. |
| 0:51.0 | The only thing different that's happened to me is that my garden on Brother Blue into next door's garden. |
| 0:56.0 | I've got it back, I had to climb over a couple of walls and should be through some wall. |
| 1:02.0 | That's out of order, that is. You're not allowed to do that. |
| 1:04.0 | I've got to stay local. |
| 1:05.0 | No, but I kept my distance at all time. |
| 1:08.0 | Luke, would you say we need a break from the new routine? |
| 1:11.0 | I'm happy to fulfil my moral and civic responsibility to get through this situation. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm just saying, everything feels a bit like this. |
| 1:20.0 | I'm sure, I'll do you get to say that. |
| 1:22.0 | Everything feels the same. |
| 1:24.0 | No, the cost of an umbrella. |
| 1:26.0 | Are you allowed to legally traverse London with a massive picnic umbrella? |
| 1:33.0 | Are you allowed to float around? Is that allowed? |
| 1:36.0 | Yes, Mary Poppins. |
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