The Ramble: Slog on the Tyne
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Pete, Vish and Jim bring their judges’ scorecards after Arsenal and Newcastle slugged out a proper humdinger. Arsenal edged that one because they re-watched All or Nothing beforehand, apparently.
Elsewhere, David de Gea’s playing 4D chess ahead of renewed contract talks, while Fancy Frank finally got a Chelsea win and Big Sam reminded us what we’ve all been missing. Barclays galore!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh big Sam mid in Taiwan, come on Jackie Chan. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the football round, it's Monday the 8th of May, I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Tim Campbell. |
| 0:09.0 | I love the Dushy to Humphorage. |
| 0:24.0 | Well, hi. |
| 0:27.0 | I was very impressed with that cat doing the well-high, you showed me earlier on Jim. |
| 0:32.0 | Yes, there's a cat who sounds like a little southern gentleman. |
| 0:35.0 | Well, man. |
| 0:36.0 | Tim, around the corner he goes, we were hanging. |
| 0:38.0 | Have you been guys, do you enjoy the coronation as much as I did in a currently experiencing an awful two, dear Hangover fighter? |
| 0:44.0 | I spent a lot of the weekend hiding from the king, but now I was still. |
| 0:48.0 | It was still, yep. |
| 0:49.0 | Just like my ancestors. |
| 0:51.0 | But, yeah, no, I'm all right, I'm all right. |
| 0:54.0 | I just love the fact that in every shot, Prince Charles, and we have Lipperieders now, the King Charles rather. |
| 1:00.0 | He's just always mumbling away. |
| 1:03.0 | We can always figure out what he's saying. |
| 1:05.0 | He should do what footballers do. |
| 1:07.0 | Cup is, yeah. |
| 1:07.0 | Cup is, yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | I like the moment when they put the crown on his head and it was a little bit. |
| 1:09.0 | He was asked too tight. |
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