The Ramble: One Salt Bae and a Funeral
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Jules, Jim, Pete and Lars choose violence today - just like Newcastle last night.
They discuss Mikel Arteta’s latest touchline antics and Cristiano Ronaldo’s unveiling, where everything went to plan apart from forgetting which country he was in. Plus, crises galore! Everton and James Tarkowski head slide into their latest disaster, while Liverpool continue to labour and Antonio Conte continues to Antonio Conte.
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| 0:00.0 | This is sports horn. Hi, I'm Anthony Richardson and I present the Ian 5 ankles break for show with former professional footballer |
| 0:07.8 | Turned current pundit Ian 5 ankles Ian 5 ankles an ex pro with his finger on the pulse |
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| 0:25.0 | If you're just joining us 10 scenes are developing at the Ashford truck stop on the M20 that southbound |
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| 0:43.0 | I'm calling from sportsmen and I am disgusted absolutely disgusted |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, wrong show sorry Colin how you love it by running to the wrong show wouldn't you that's a crossover we're not quite ready for so catch the Ian 5 ankles |
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