The Ramble: Little hairy troll
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
That’s a wrap for the Premier League! Like Weston McKennie, we’re hopping on a train straight out of this madhouse as quickly as possible…
Marcus, Jim, David and Pete relive the last stirrings of the relegation tussle which saw Everton stay up and Sean Dyche have over £3 million to spend on some nice vests.
Elsewhere, Harvey Barnes signs for every club in the Premier League, Dortmund make us tear our hair out, and Marcus turns into a right old hairy troll. So Pete spits on him, naturally.
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| 0:00.0 | I smell like I sound ladies and gentlemen welcome to the football ramble |
| 0:04.3 | Evidence survive on the last day yet again. It's Monday 29th of May. I'm Marcus Bella. I'm Jim Campbell |
| 0:09.6 | I'm Jim Carlich and I'm Pete Donerson. Sorry |
| 0:24.4 | And just like that the premier league was over for another season |
| 0:28.7 | My goodness. Hey, how about that David? Do you feel sad when the Premier League |
| 0:33.8 | closes its doors for 10 minutes and then suddenly it's back again in August? Maybe we should have a longer |
| 0:39.0 | brick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad it's over. Yeah, particularly before it's start up again. |
| 0:46.4 | Ever since the Super League didn't take off you just not interested in football anymore? |
| 0:51.4 | I said, I said, David, are you getting any time off? I thought there's some, yeah, I've got two weeks. |
| 0:54.2 | Two weeks, it's all you get. Two weeks, eh? Football man, super, ain't it? |
| 0:58.3 | Should move to America. That's the kind of standard break you can. I don't know. I abused careful |
| 1:03.6 | we shouldn't talk about that. Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:07.3 | I have years leaders in American players. That might not be the players. I don't think |
| 1:11.9 | they'll be waiting for you in the airport. I think it'll be all right. Good to clarify, good to clarify. |
| 1:16.2 | Well, before we get into all that, let's talk about our highlights of the weekend. Jim Campbell |
| 1:22.0 | gives off to a good start. So we're going to talk to him briefly later but I was at the Emirates |
| 1:25.2 | this weekend. Michael, I've had a speech at the end on the pitch as managers often do on the |
| 1:29.0 | last day. But where I was sat, he was obscured by Gunnosaurus, which made it look like he was wearing |
| 1:36.0 | the suit. That was fun. Excellent stuff. Peter. Villa making Europe. Oh, I hate Villa and I |
| 1:44.9 | hate that about us. And you hate Europe as well. And I hate Europe as well. You're glad we're |
| 1:48.6 | bloody out of the hopping. They deserve each other. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. A beautiful pairing. |
| 1:53.9 | I just think that on the last day, being aside that have been in such good form, |
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