The Ramble: Faustino Asprilla’s condom delivery drones, more Premier League contingencies and the angst of Newcastle United fans
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 20 April 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Tino Asprilla has offered to make drone deliveries from his condom company to help people who need them in this difficult time. Not all heroes wear capes, but some of them have their best ideas at 4am.
Tino isn’t the only one trying to find solutions, though. The Premier League met on Friday to discuss further ways of moving this most movable of feasts, an unenviable task, while FC Midtjylland have come up with the idea of drive in football, leading to disturbing revelations about the details of Pete’s car. The man can’t even drive.
On top of all this Man City’s scouting team have been busy, with even Ilkay Gundogan getting in on the act, a Newcastle fan gets in touch to share his pain and Detective Joey Barton is on various beats.
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Further reading:
No surprises as the Premier League meeting yields no solutions:
FC Midtjylland have come up with a novel way of bringing the crowds:
Man City have signed a player!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52347180
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| 0:00.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the football ramble on football ramble daily. |
| 0:07.3 | My name is Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.2 | My name is Jim Campbell. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm still Luke Moore and I'm Pete Donaldson haters. |
| 0:15.3 | Happy Monday everybody. |
| 0:25.7 | It's bloody lovely to have you with us. |
| 0:28.7 | We are still here and we flip it well, meaning the sun is out and there's a glorious |
| 0:33.2 | rambly song in all of our hearts, Luke. |
| 0:35.3 | Wouldn't you say? |
| 0:36.3 | I would say that absolutely. |
| 0:38.7 | And to celebrate such a momentous occasion, I have broken out a fresh pair of tracksuit |
| 0:45.2 | bottoms because I know how to live. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.0 | You flip it well, do you flip it well, do Jim? |
| 0:51.8 | I wouldn't put you down as a tracksuit bottoms type of guy and that's not to your detriment |
| 0:56.4 | at all or credit. |
| 0:57.4 | It's just what I think. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, no, and you're absolutely right, Marcus. |
| 1:01.0 | I own one pair. |
| 1:02.0 | I basically never wear them. |
| 1:03.2 | I feel I just wear what I normally wear outside around the house, which is stupid, wear |
| 1:09.0 | out the groins of my jeans a lot quicker for that reason, I'm sure. |
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