The Ramble: Critical clown mass
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Peter’s here! And he’s actually meant to be! On the downside, he’s developed an addiction to shoplifting.
He joins Marcus, Vish and Jim to look back on a weekend of some brilliant performances and quite delicious capitulations. Have Arsenal blown the title? Is Christian Stellini just Conte, but sh***er? And what did Todd Boehly get up to for an hour with the Chelsea players on Saturday?
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the football ramble is sponsored by Betfair. |
| 0:06.4 | Betfair have always believed that betting should be fun and fair for everyone. |
| 0:10.0 | Fair means power to the players. |
| 0:11.8 | It means a way to play where you're in control. |
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| 0:25.6 | To learn more, go to safer gambling.betfair.com. |
| 0:54.2 | A very big hearty welcome to you all. |
| 1:01.2 | Thank you for joining us on the football ramble. |
| 1:04.8 | Well, well, well, Vittu, what are you laughing at? |
| 1:08.4 | Would you like to explain to everybody? |
| 1:11.5 | No, I want to see if you trip up over it later on. |
| 1:15.7 | OK, I'm messing with the running order. |
| 1:18.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.1 | The running order. |
| 1:20.2 | Shouldn't put words like that in the running order. |
| 1:22.1 | They're rude words and quite frankly, they belong in school textbooks. |
| 1:27.1 | In your trickle-ah. |
| 1:29.1 | Oh, oncord trickle-ah, do you remember that? |
| 1:31.6 | Oh, no. |
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