THE RALPH REPORT 1788 - Thursday, January 22nd, 2026 - MASTERED

The Ralph Report

Ralph Garman

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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Blow out the candles! It's THE RALPH REPORT's 8th BIRTHDAY! Plus, meet man who invented CONAN! The actor who inspired THE JOKER! And, the history of the MONEY SHOT!

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0:00.0	Welcome to The Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.
0:12.3	Yeah.
0:17.2	Dancing.
0:19.2	I'm going to spend the whole show just dancing. Bouncing up and down. Yeah. Not on that chair. No. This chair's got to go. Has there been progress on the new chair? No, new chair's been ordered. Okay. So this will be leaving us, hopefully by next week, we'll be sitting in a new throne. Is that the original Ralph Report chair?
0:37.7	This is the original Ralph Report chair.
0:39.4	Oh, we should definitely raffle this bup off.
0:43.0	It's got my ass imprint in it.
0:45.3	Eight years of ass imprint.
0:47.1	They could clone a whole new you off of that chair.
0:49.6	They really could.
0:50.4	They could clone a great many things off of this chair.
0:55.1	Eight years?
0:56.3	Did you say eight years?
0:57.5	I believe I did.
0:58.3	Does that mean today is the eighth year anniversary of the Ralph Report?
1:06.3	Success, success, success.
1:07.9	We've done it.
1:08.8	We've done it.
1:10.3	Exito, exit, exit. We've done it. We've done it. Eight years.
1:11.5	Wow. Happy birthday.
1:27.6	Of the Ralph report. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to the Ralph Report. Happy birthday.
1:28.6	Of the Ralph Report.
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