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Welcome to The Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Well, hello there, boys and girls.

Welcome to The Ralph Report.

A brand new show for a brand new day.

Yeah, sure, that day's a Monday.

But that's okay.

We're going to get you through it anyway.

First, I have to get through Eddie and Queen Jay.

I have to get them through a Monday.

And then when I get a chance, I'm going to get you through a Monday.

Good luck.

One's half asleep.

The other one's depressed.

It's just rough out there, man.

It's a rough Monday here in the Adam West Memorial Studios. Rough Monday. But we're going to push on, push through, and tush push. Right through the weekhole? Right. No, that's Wednesday. We've got a ways to go. Mine has just collapsed. We haven't even seen the weekhole yet. Has it? Yes, it has. All me. The sphincter is closed.

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