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Welcome to The Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Well, hello there, boys and girls.

Welcome to The Ralph Report, a brand new show for a brand new week.

That's right, that means this is Monday.

But don't let it get you down, Bunky.

Because we're going to keep you smiling for the next hour and change,

and then the rest of your day can be filled with sorrow.

But for an hour, you're going to be...

You have to think about it.

Uplifted.

The other 23 hours.

Like a push-up bra.

Oh.

We're going to lift you up.

Double Ds? Double Ds. A lot. It's a lot of lifting. The double-ds of your emotions. A lot of pressure on us. Well, they're big emotions. What are you going to do? Kids, welcome to the Ralph Report. We have a hell of a show for you today. On this Monday, the date is September 29th. Oh, getting close. We are getting

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