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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

The Raccoon Roommate

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

An illegal (rescued) pet raccoon who eats cap’n crunch out of a shoe, Al-Anon, society, sex, working through trauma. This episode is brought to you by Joybird (www.joybird.com/beautiful25 code: BEAUTIFUL25), Candid Co (www.candidco.com/stories code: STORIES), and Magoosh (www.magoosh.com code: BEAUTIFUL).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello to everybody who's trying to pit me against an assail.

0:09.4

It's beautiful anonymous one hour, one phone call, no names, no holds back.

0:29.2

Welcome to beautiful anonymous Prisgethert here.

0:31.9

We have an episode coming up today that I am delighted by and tickled by and creates an

0:39.2

outright theme on the show.

0:40.6

Revisits an old theme from a new angle in a way that is really quite funny and interesting.

0:45.8

I think you'll like it.

0:46.8

Before we get into that, I do understand to anybody who came out to my shows and Buffalo

0:50.6

Indytrate.

0:51.6

Thanks for coming.

0:52.6

It's awful nice of you checking it out.

0:54.0

My big tour starts over the weekend.

0:57.7

So if you're in Woodstock, Asbury Park, Baltimore, Richmond, there's still tickets left for

1:02.6

some of those shows.

1:03.6

I think the late show in Chicago still has a couple tickets as well.

1:07.2

And thanks to everybody for supporting me genuinely.

1:09.6

Just straight up.

1:10.6

Thanks.

1:11.6

It's really nice of you.

1:12.6

A few weeks back, months back at this point, we heard from a caller, really sort of terrifying

1:17.9

call she had been attacked by a rabid raccoon.

1:22.4

And it was pretty gripping and grim stuff.

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