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So, Shane, why are you best prepared to be commander-in-chief? Well, I love men in uniform.

Fact-check, true.

And you need access to the top secret info on UFOs.

Let's be honest, yes, that's the only reason.

I mean, I can tell you a lot of reasons reasons like I'm really good at making decisions you know

Just run on that platform be like I will you classify the you aliens

Yes, I will take the men in uniform.

I think the decision is obvious.

Hello and welcome to rational security the quite common under American law

addition.

Extremely normal. Totally cool, totally legal. Very stable. Very stable. Pro tip. If you ever get a letter from Rudy Giuliani, particularly if you were recently elected of a country that begins with just to be precise this is

quite common under American law presume it is not that whatever he is talking about is not

yeah I just if you get any email from anyone or letter that begins with what I'm

about to tell you is extremely normal. It's not. I think that's right. If you have to declare it's like the the presence of the word

democratic in country's name the Democratic people's republic of Tyranny.

You know, all words named Democratic in the names of countries are false.

All letters that declare what they're proposing to be perfectly normal

and common under US law are not.

I definitely not. We are going to talk about that extraordinary letter and other things

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