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Now, the men's room wants to know, Who Sucks Less?

Hey, time for Who Sucks Less?

See, a through who you bring us three stories in the news each and every week.

They always suck.

It is up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you have to like KISW on Facebook, X, and Instagram,

the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yeah, so today it's all about the poops.

Everybody poops.

There's even a book for children called Everybody Poops.

I don't know if the book points this out, but it should add, and most people poop in a toilet.

But not our competitors today.

All three of them, they had to go.

They just had different places they had to go.

They said different places they want to do it. Miles,

I apologize for not having the poop story about the car hood.

Oh, okay.

No problem.

That was the good one.

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