This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Your weekend go well, I do hope so.

Mine was pretty sort of spectacular.

You know, spending a few hundred pounds on a suit, which is, it's a cheap suit, so I'm not going to be wearing it.

I mean, put it away, I get sort of these events to go to about, you know, once in a blue moon.

And so I'm quite grateful for that, actually, quite grateful for the once in a blue moon.

Apparently, most cruises are casual now, says Carol, Tommy Bahamas all the way.

I wish they'd have a Tommy Bahamas shop in London.

Oh, God, do I, do I wish? Hillary,

when we were talking about Liberace, she said, I met him in 1956 on the stage of the

Pladeum, presented him with a bouquet and accepted a TV on behalf of his fan club. That was for

scope. I was 12 years old and his mum was in the

Royal Box. An unforgettable experience. Been to the museum amazing. It's all in boxes now, isn't it?

Which is a shame. There is bits of it out on the, uh, out on the strip. Uh, our dog, says

Michelle, who we rescued from the Hong Kong dog rescue was called Cracker. We renamed Imbrutus.

Oh, that's quite, I think that's quite sweet, actually. And another one here. I was just trying to sort of clear up all the, I think we cleared up all the texts and emails on the program. A lot of people talking about how much your house has gone up. And it's amazing, actually. Always amazing on, you know,

exactly how much money you can make on properties. The Queen's Party, she's got lots of properties. Sarah Ferguson hasn't. She's sponging. I don't know why. She's managed to buy a villa in

Verbiay. Perhaps she'll go and stay there. I thought that was the idea she was going to stay over there. She's looking really ancient.

Seriously, for a woman of only, I think she's only 50. Only 50.

I don't think she was invited to the Queen's thing. It was just immediate members of the family and I don't think that she would ever be invited. Not while Prince Philip's around.

He wouldn't have anything to do with it at all. But the Queen turned up in the Scottish state

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