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Your Stupid Opinions

The Queen Of Goodwill, Cheeky Scottish Burger Anger, Riding The Zombie Bus

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

News, Comedy

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's, that happens to be in Scotland, where people are terrified of "cheekiness" & ketchup throwing children. A discount store, where one woman rules over the proceedings, with an iron fist, and a bad attitude. A major city's Greyhound bus station, where no one works, but everyone seems to use the bathroom & much more!!

 

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions.

0:19.0

Hey.

0:20.2

Hey, thank you so much for joining us. I'm James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are so excited today because we get to have some fun with some overseas. I like when we go and find overseas things that are very American. That's always fun to me. You know what I mean? Like the McDonald's in Rome and things like that. That always cracks me up. And today we're going to start out with a McDonald's that's in Scotland, which is hilarious to me. Oh, terrific. I just don't, I don't know why. But the fact that they might see it and go, oh, McDonald's, that's a local joint, huh? I know a lot of guys named McDonald around these parts. So, that's fucking hilarious to me. Which guy owns it? Yeah, which McDonald's. I mean, is it? There's 700 in this village. Guys named McDonald's, so we're not sure. Throw a rock. Absolutely. And as always, if you like this show, listen to our other two shows, small town murder and crime and sports, which are exactly what they sound like, but also funny.

1:17.2

So check those out and get in there.

1:20.0

And let's dive right in and find out what the Scottish have to say about McDonald's.

1:24.4

Tell us about it.

1:25.5

This is at 557 Prospect Hill Road, Glasgow, Scotland, or Glasgow United Kingdom, I guess, is

1:32.4

technically, but we know it's in Scotland.

1:35.3

Okay.

1:35.9

This place has 2.7 stars on Google out of 800 reviews, which it's difficult to get a McDonald's

1:43.8

under three stars because people don difficult to get a McDonald's under three stars.

1:45.5

Because people don't expect spectacular for McDonald's.

1:48.8

Well, these people are looking for lamb or something.

1:50.9

They're like, what the fuck is this?

1:52.7

Where's the shepherd's pie is what they're after?

1:55.1

Mick Shepard's Pie does not exist over there.

1:58.2

But I feel like McDonald's, if you get a three star experience for McDonald's,

2:02.9

that's five stars. Yeah. That's as good as you can expect from them. So if you get a mediocre meal,

2:08.7

you say five stars. Great. Good shit. Like I don't know, though. We just had a two star experience in

2:14.9

where the fuck was that. Oh, no. Well, the food wasn't bad, though. See, I would have given it at least three stars. As soon as we got back out on the road, I was like, bad idea. Oh, well, you know. Later, but while we were eating it, I would have given it three stars, I would say. All right, fair enough. At least. The staff was out of their fucking minds everybody was doing something different i would

2:34.9

have given an extra star for that because it was hilarious it was really funny to watch them like

2:39.0

bump into each other the one kid yeah they're to watch opposite of teamwork to watch the look

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