The Quantum Witch

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured

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0:00.0	Must remember do not forget
0:08.0	remind me to bring photo ID
0:11.0	reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.
0:13.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:17.0	All right, love.
0:20.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the second of May.
0:24.7	Find out more at Electoralcommission.org. UK slash voter ID.
0:30.2	In the House fire, what item would 8% of Australians run back in to save first?
0:36.0	8% is low, I'd say 100% would run back in to save a child,
0:41.0	but only 8% would run back in to save a red-headed child.
0:45.0	Don't go, please.
0:50.0	Luke, don't go.
0:52.0	Um, redhead children are actually immune to fire.
0:55.0	So...
0:56.0	On this episode...
1:01.0	On this episode of the commercial break
1:03.0	I take my hole and I stick it toward the sun
1:06.0	and I say, rar, rar, magic fart.
1:09.0	Make me a quantum computer!
1:16.0	And Wabam! Now you can see Titz on porn 3.5 times clearer!
1:21.0	Look at those nipples!
1:24.0	I suck up every Instagram post with the nipple on it!
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