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The Longest Shortest Time

The Qualities and Characteristics of 7th-Borns

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Parenting

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Robby Hoffman is a comedian, and she is the seventh-born child in her family. She's never met another #7 ... until now. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Hillary Frank's Weird Parenting Wins book is here! Many of you are in it. Order it here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I have a new favorite comedian. Her name is Robbie Hoffman. She talks like my Jewish

0:16.8

grandparents. But she looks very norm-core lesbian. Big round glasses, black t-shirts and

0:27.0

jeans. She has this bit I'm obsessed with. It's about birth order. You know, like, do we

0:31.8

have any firstborns here? Such leaders here in the audience. Thank you. When she tells

0:37.0

us one, all the firstborns get really into it. I think if you'll say for knowing you're

0:41.2

here honestly, I do. Do you have any middles and then all the middle kids just seem happy

0:51.5

to be mentioned? The whole thing is a lead up to reveal about Robbie. I'm seven. I've

1:01.6

yet to read about qualities and characteristics associated with being seventhborn. Am I

1:06.7

a typical seven? I think so. Are they all just insane? It's very possible. Would they

1:13.9

also be gay? We don't know. We don't know. The truth is, her whole life, Robbie is never

1:25.8

met another seven. Maybe we would have an inherent connection like a person in a Jeep

1:30.6

sees another person in a Jeep. This is the longest shortest time. I'm Andrea

1:41.0

Silenzy. Today on the show, we're on a mission to help Robbie find her people. Maybe fellow

1:47.3

sevens will understand parts of Robbie that no one else ever has. Because even though

1:53.1

Robbie's from a big family, relative's galore, she's always felt like an outlier. Too

1:58.1

funny, too opinionated, too competitive, too queer. Maybe with sevens, fitting in will come

2:04.3

easy.

2:11.0

Robbie came up with her sevens joke when she was in high school. Back then, her friends

2:15.2

were all talking about having middle kids syndrome or what they got away with because

2:19.3

they were the baby of the family. But Robbie, who's from this huge family, had never stopped

2:24.1

to count. I went down the list of my family. I'm like, okay, he's number one, two, three,

2:29.4

four, five, six, seven. I'm like, oh, I'm seventh. What do you think that's like? Growing

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