Hello Madison, Wisconsin. It's beautiful, Alice. One hour, one phone call. No names, no holes far.

I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.

Hi, everybody. Chris Getherd here. Happy Halloween. Hope you enjoyed the Halloween festivities.

Hope that your house didn't get toilet paper too bad. Hope that you handed out lots of candy. Lots of kids.

And I know I enjoy Halloween myself. I was supposed to be Gecko for PJ Masks because my son wanted to be catboying.

So I went out and got a Gecko costume. And then my son decided last minute he wanted to be a stormtrooper.

So I was just a context bliss adult Gecko. That's how life goes sometimes. Hey, everybody real quick before I tell you about this episode.

It's a live episode. And guess what? We do live shows all the time. I'm doing a live improv show. I'm returning to improv. I haven't done improv in years.

Remember, five eight PM Brooklyn, New York, me and Tammy Sager, can we do some improv? Chris geth.com for tickets also have live tapings coming up in December in Durham and Asheville, North Carolina. And then I have stand updates in Brooklyn Atlanta, Athens, Georgia.

That's in December, January. Chris geth.com for tickets to all of those. And I hope to see you there.

This week's episode, like I said, it was my first ever time going to Wisconsin. I performed in Madison at this beautiful old theater called the majestic. It's like a hundred years old.

And this is something that can honestly only happen during a live episode. Because we we talk a lot. You hear me talking about Halloween costumes.

We talk about horror stuff. We talk about all sorts of things, real life things and fertility stuff. And then because it's a live show, one of the people in the audience let's us know something very specific about the theater we are in.

And we do something that's never been done before on our show. We try to contact someone from the beyond. It's really fun stuff. I thank the call for calling. I thank the crowd in Madison for being there. And I hope you enjoy the episode.

Thank you for calling beautiful anonymous. A beeping noise will indicate when you are on the show with the host.

Hello. Hi. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Can Madison hear you? Hi guys. You've got a crowd of very supportive and kind midwesterners here who are ready to hear you talk for an hour. How are you feeling?

Oh, that's really nice. That's very, very nice. I like that. That's good. I'm so nervous. My boobs are sweating.

I mean, we've got 59 minutes and 32 seconds left. I don't know how do we go up from there. I don't know. I'm just going to like get a towel. Make sure I absorb some of this. Is that a thing that we don't know that like men don't know? Is that when you get ladies? Yes.

We sweat like underneath our boobs. Okay. I get it. I get it. Yeah. We sweat underneath our balls. So we're all in it together. I guess.

Exactly. I've never had someone so so liberally tell me about their level of boob sweat. Yes. Well, you know, I think like, you know, it's kind of like menstrual cycles too. Like I get well nervous, you know, talking about what happens with ladies. Our boob sweat and we bleed. You know, that's just how it is.

You're really trying to take me. You're trying to put me right on my heels right out of the game. Huh?

Oh my God. It's my nervous energy. I'm sorry. I'll calm down. No, I love it. I love changing. I don't think it changed nothing about what's happening right.

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