Well, Will, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from dinosaur Dracula. YOLA. Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt, how's it going?

Oh, you know, I'm just hanging in there.

Yeah.

It's been inordinately warm lately for the wintertime.

It has been crazy warm.

You know, maybe there is something to that whole climate change thing.

It is kind of crazy because we're in the dead of winter right now.

It's funny that you brought this up because I was reading a WikiHale guide.

Yeah.

And it was on how to do a successful podcast.

And the number one tip was to open with the weather.

I think we need all the tips we can get.

Yeah.

But it does bring me back, though, because when it is, like, cold and snowy,

it brings me back to when we were kids and we would have a snow day from school.

Oh, hell, yeah.

I mean, when you're a kid, the snow is literally the best thing that could happen.

Oh, my God, it's fucking snowing. Especially when you would have

like multiple days off and then you just get to play in the snow every day. It looks,

it still looks bad out there, ma. Put on the radio. There was like times that you actually

felt like this may be it. It may be the salvation because if it just continues to snow every day for like the rest of your life, you're never going to have to go back to school.

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