The Purple Stuff Podcast: Episode 36!

The Purple Stuff Podcast

Purple Stuff Podcast

Comedy

5 • 842 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Matt and Jay suggest another 12 Christmas songs for your holiday playlist!

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0:00.0	I'm Welcome, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast, starring Jay from the sexy armpit and Matt from dinosaur Dracula.
0:44.3	Man, I put my Christmas tree up about two weeks ago.
0:59.7	Two weeks ago.
1:01.1	I haven't trimmed it yet.
1:02.7	So you just have a tree up with nothing on it?
1:04.8	It's looking pretty pathetic.
1:06.8	Is it a real tree or a fake tree?
1:09.2	Oh, no, artificial all the way.
1:11.1	Oh, that's right.
1:11.5	You have like a white silver tree, right?
1:14.4	No, no.
1:17.0	It's a green tree.
1:18.4	You have a white silver tree and those gold foil doilies that you put out at the same time.
1:24.8	No, it's a green tree.
1:26.2	It's pre-lit because that's the only way to roll nowadays.
1:29.0	A pre-lit fake tree?
1:32.1	Oh, hell yeah.
1:33.2	Oh, my God.
1:36.4	You act like that sacrilegious or something.
1:38.8	Well, if you're a purist like me.
1:40.9	Oh, so you have to get a real tree.
1:42.9	Well, actually, in my case, you don't get any tree.
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