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We're HADS I'm Emily Fleming.

And I'm Jordan Morris.

Today's movie is The Purge, a horror movie about an insane world where crime is legal that just takes place in one guy's house. Before we talk about this movie, which is as of this recording, streaming free with ads, we're going to talk about something else we saw for free on the internet this week.

Hey, Emily. Hey, what's up? I was reading the New York Post the other day. It's where I get all of my news. Ew. Yep, I'm gross. I'm a gross weirdo, and I just read the New York Post. But I did see this article that I thought was worth discussing. It's a little old. It'll be a little bit older when this podcast comes out.

We're banking these because you're on tour.

That's right.

But I think this is worth talking about, you know, how at the Olympics everybody fucks each other.

Yeah, as they should.

Yes, absolutely.

We want our athletes to have the very best.

Yeah, you're hot. They inspire us, so you should come a lot. Well, it's also just like, I want to imagine that being that hot means you get to just sleep with anyone you, the hottest people in the world. Sure. And when people who share your drive, you know, I bet you. Sure. Sure. I bet if you're just, if you're this super driven super athlete and you're out there just dating anormie. Yeah. Who's like, I don't know, I'm living with my dad and I'm working with my uncle. That's true. You're probably like, I'm the greatest in the world at something. And I bet the hotness is one thing, but I bet just meeting people who are that

intense. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It is more than just

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