THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR
Too Scary; Didn't Watch
Headgum
4.7 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Happy belated 4th of July! We live in hell!
Movie Intro @ 21:43
Trivia @ 26:09
Recap starts @ 28:27
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.6 | This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch. |
| 0:41.5 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch the horror movie recap podcast. For those too scared to watch themselves, I'm Henley and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies. So I watch them so you don't have to. And we are missing our third co-host, Emily, today. She's moving, folks. She's packing. Moving is freaking undertaking. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah, that's a lot. And I'm going to be in Los Angeles next weekend. |
| 0:55.4 | So she's taking time out of her precious moving weekend to come see me. |
| 1:00.0 | And so she needed to maximize her time this weekend. |
| 1:04.1 | So I'm sorry, you guys have to deal with not having Emily this week so that I can be with Emily in person next weekend. And that's |
| 1:12.3 | just a sacrifice. Everyone's just going to have to be comfortable with. Sounds fair to me. That's |
| 1:17.9 | the way the cookie crumbles. We have a belated Fourth of July episode for you today today I had to push last week so this was supposed to |
| 1:32.7 | come out last week forgive me we'll just have to keep celebrating this fine nation another |
| 1:39.2 | week longer we all are in the mood everyone's in the mood this year. But before we get to the episode, the recap, we are going to check in with each other. So there's timestamps in the show notes if you want to get straight to it if you're just so patriotic. Because first, I would like to know, Henley, if anything scary happened to you this week. |
| 2:04.8 | Well, Sammy, you might remember that how long ago, 18 months ago, 19 months ago, you got me |
| 2:12.8 | a Christmas present for a lymphatic massage. You know, it was really meant to be kind of like a postpartum |
| 2:19.4 | type present probably. I don't know. But took me like almost two years to use it. And I finally did |
| 2:28.7 | on Monday. So it's been almost a week. It was incredible. I never had a lymphatic massage before. |
| 2:33.9 | I haven't had one. |
| 2:35.1 | I mean, I've only done what you taught me to do with the brush, the self-draining, dry brushing |
| 2:42.7 | technique. |
| 2:44.2 | But I imagine with a professional, it's much more intense, perhaps. |
| 2:49.4 | Well, it was, okay, so I need to process this. |
| 2:53.6 | Okay, please. |
| 2:54.5 | First of all, this woman is like an expert. |
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