The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake Luis J. Gomez
The Blind Mike Project
Blind Mike
4.7 • 822 Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Mike interviews one of his favorite comedians of all time, Luis J Gomez of The Gas Digital Network and The Real Ass Podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | very excited to have on the joan jet of comedy uh the artist formerly known as the |
| 0:08.4 | Howard stern of mhmary radio the real ass dude uh Puerto rican rattlesnake and recently as of |
| 0:15.9 | last night the sexually liberated fluis j go oh hey on now. First of all, that that was an |
| 0:22.7 | inconclusive test. It's a toy that we bought off Amazon. I don't think that's true. I feel like every |
| 0:27.1 | week you guys have said how reliable this thing is. No, you know what? I just, I just realized |
| 0:31.2 | how unreliable this test is. I think you're, I heard your reaction to finding out you are |
| 0:37.1 | confirmed bisexual. I'm not confirmed bisexual. I feel like you I heard your reaction to finding out you are confirmed bisexual I'm not confirmed |
| 0:39.2 | bisexual you had the wrong reaction to it because think of like a gay Puerto Rican can do pretty |
| 0:45.1 | much whatever they want in entertainment am I wrong about that believe me I would love to be bisexual |
| 0:50.0 | and be able to use that to my advantage but But I am not. It's just not. |
| 0:56.7 | I like chicks and just chicks. |
| 0:58.1 | I hate dicks. |
| 0:59.3 | Of course, of course. |
| 1:05.2 | I don't think you realized, by the way, how close you were to an all-out podcast war. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh. |
| 1:09.9 | After this blind mic bullshit that you pulled on Legion of Skinks. |
| 1:13.7 | You know, you are forgettable. |
| 1:16.2 | And I think that's the problem. |
| 1:20.1 | If you would just be more memorable, we would have said, |
| 1:21.9 | you know what, there's another blind mic in broadcasting. So I'm so, I'm so forgettable that KFC, Kevin Clancy, who was on with you, |
| 1:29.2 | someone said, like, what happened to your guys blind, Mike? |
| 1:32.1 | He's like, I don't know. |
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