Oh, hello there, Dan, welcome to the moon underwater, your traditional home as the regular to my landlord.

You're here presumably because it's Pub Noticeboard time.

That's right. A small bell goes off in my flat and I scurry down the stairs, across the road and come in and we talk about correspondence, yeah.

Flat's overselling it, isn't it? I think bed sit is the world that most...

Even that's slightly generous.

Yeah, because you don't actually have a bed.

No, do you sleep on the floor?

And I've got nothing to sit around it by rats.

Well, lovely to have you here, as always.

You've been good?

I've been pretty well, yeah.

Yeah, been nice.

I've been doing lots of...

Too much drinking, probably.

Oh, well, as you're very far behind on the pub going thing, that's probably not

the end of the world.

But first of all, let's have a little look at the pub notice board and see what we've got

back.

You've had a lot of lovely letters in from our...

By the way, I've got cold. Can you tell her my voice? Yeah, you've got a bit of a cold. I think it's from being at a Kendall Calling Festival all

weekend. Right. Loads of getting... Sufficient. No, just lack of... I think my immune system was

probably at an all-time low. So any, any germ, one germ, one solitary germ would have been

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