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Softcore History

The Prophecy of the Coke-Addled Pope

Softcore History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In 1884 Pope Leo XIII had a vision. A terrible vision. He overheard a conversation between God and the Devil about the destruction of the Catholic Church and the horrors of the 20th Century. Was this vision real? Or was it a product of his love of cocaine wine and some present-day political factors?Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including listener history questions, history movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes.Rob Foxhttps://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/ https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree https://www.tiktok.com/@robfoxthree Dan Regesterhttps://www.instagram.com/danregester/ https://twitter.com/dan_regester Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You are now listening to Softcore History.

0:16.3

What is up? Welcome back to SoftCore History. I am your host for the week, Rob Fox,

0:20.5

joined as always by Dan Regester. Always a pleasure to be on your show, Rob. So happy to have you here today. Glad you could make the time. You know, I'm always going to clear my schedule for you, Rob. You come calling. I'll come running. Your sweetheart like that. You asked me to jump. I ask how high. I asked you to wear that shirt today.

0:38.9

I didn't, but I love it. Old school Florida Panther shirt. He's been very proud of it. He's jumped ship on his

0:46.2

hometown team. Yeah. And he's now Florida Dan. What's the point of loyalty? It doesn't pay, Especially in sports. That certainly not. Why am I investing time in a bad team? Or a team that has no chance in winning? Especially for like the last decade. Like your college football team? No thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dumb. Let's all go be. I don't want to be an Ohio State fan. Let's all go be tech. I don't want to be a Texas fan. I don't know. I'll find a good one. I'll find a good one. There's some that are like two... The cross is too heavy to bear. I can't do it. It's also low effort. I'm not going to actually like check in on what their off-season moves are. You check the standings once a month. I just want to wear cool swag. Yeah. And that's cool logos.

1:28.5

Some solid shit. on what their off-season moves are. You check the standings once a month. I just want to wear cool swag.

1:28.8

Yeah.

1:30.7

And that's cool logos.

1:31.5

Some solid shit.

1:33.6

I might honestly, we didn't miss in the 90s.

1:38.8

I might just only wear exclusively 90s sports gear.

1:41.0

Really just stick to Florida and you're good too.

1:44.2

Florida was crushing in the 90s.

1:45.1

Oh, the devil rays?

1:47.3

The devil rays, the teal marlins.

1:49.9

I mean, just beautiful.

1:51.5

The magic, shack magic.

1:54.1

I mean, we're talking gorgeous.

1:58.8

I can only think of really one better logo in the NBA,

2:00.6

and it's Charlotte Hornets. The Hornet dribbling the basketball? Yeah. No better starter jacket than the Charlotte Hornet. I feel like that's the type of jacket you would get beat up for in grade school. Not because they were like, fuck you. People would want to steal it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So you wear that.

2:15.4

It's a risk, but you look good. I had one. In fact, wait, isn't speaking of the Philly abandonment, isn't that what Mack is wearing in the episode where they're all, where they're all high schoolers? Yeah. He's absolutely wearing like a neon starter. I swear to God, it's a hornet. Everyone wanted their hands on it.

2:17.7

A lot of Larry Johnson fans in the 90s.

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