You are listening to a Clark's World magazine podcast. I'm your host and narrator Kate Baker. Welcome to May

26, issue 236. I hope that these stories have been finding you well. I want to thank each and

every one of you for sending me email, letting me know what you like about the podcast. I cannot express to you

just how much those pick me up. Let me know what you like about

the podcast, what worlds you visit, what characters you get to meet. So thank you. If you'd like to

send an email, I'm kate at Clarkshould magazine.com. And as always, this is in line with all the support

that we've received here at Clark's World, which includes subscriptions, patreon.com, for us slash Clarksworld, and donations.

You can check a few bucks our way if you so should choose.

I know times are tight and we appreciate every little bit, but really, I say it each and every month.

We can't do this without you.

Our story is titled The Profitable Sentience of Household Goods, and is by by louis ingless hole you shouldn't be

surprised when i say the name louis ingless hall that's because of multiple stories here in

clark's world some of which have been relatively recent if you like what you hear please go back to

fishing the intergalactic stream numismatic archetypes in the year of five regions, the eighth pyramid,

four people I need you to kill before the dance begins, and most recently, three fortunes on

Al-Kestis as told by the fraud, Baylis Shudal. Now Louis lives and works in Scotland. His stories

can be found here at Clark's World, Strange Horizons, The Dark, and Podcastle amongst

others.

If he isn't writing or cooking, he might be talking about writing or cooking at louisanglishall.biscay.com.

So I hope you can sit back on this lovely May 1st day and let me tell you a story.

Day one.

Hello, little Switch.

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