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Sean of the South

The Processional

Sean of the South

Sean Dietrich

Personal Journals, S-town, Music, Alabama, Garrison Keillor, Storytelling, Story, Garden And Gun, Southern Living, Serial, Southern Culture, S Town, Old Radio, Lake Wobegon, Stories, Prairie Home Companion, Arts, Society & Culture, Live From Here, Story Podcast

5.0546 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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...'because it's just what we do. To subscribe to Sean's daily blog, https://seandietrich.com/subscribe/ For information on events or other Sean of the South news, visit https://seandietrich.com/ To sponsor an episode, email LauraBeth@SeanDietrich.com Sean Dietrich is a columnist, humorist, multi-instrumentalist, and stand-up storyteller known for his commentary on life in the American South. His work has appeared in Newsweek, Southern Living, Reader's Digest, Garden and Gun, and his col...

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0:33.8

The processional.

0:37.1

I remember the police car, like to scare me to death,

0:40.7

"'honking like he did, lights flashing.

0:44.5

"'And then I recall pulling into the ditch on Alabama Highway 41.

0:50.0

"'A string of cars ahead of me did the same thing.

0:53.8

"'The blue lights rolled by in the empty lane, moving at a turtles crawl.

0:58.5

Close behind, a hearse, and a line of vehicles stretched into the horizon.

1:05.3

A woman in a Mazda hopped out to spectate.

1:09.2

She said, I never seen one this big before.'

1:13.5

"'Two young men from a beat-up Honda marched toward us.

1:17.3

"'What is happening?'

1:18.8

"'One of them asked.

1:20.1

"'Why did we stop?

1:21.5

"'His plates were from Texas,

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