The Problem With Women's Ministry
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Yes the title is click-bait. We discuss height, forehead oil, instagram controversies, and why not everything has to be for you. DEDC: how to be a chad as a woman. You won't want to miss.
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| 0:00.0 | You want to talk about women's ministry? |
| 0:02.8 | Do you want to give our opinions on women's ministry? I think that's a bad idea. I think that's such a good idea. Why? What? I don't know anything about. You think it's a good idea for us. I think it's such a good idea. To weigh in on women's ministry. Oh, I think it's such a good idea. This is what got me canceled on Twitter. Yeah, on Twitter, not on podcast. |
| 0:23.8 | Podcasts is canceled on Twitter. |
| 0:21.3 | Yeah, on Twitter, not on podcast. |
| 0:23.8 | Podcast is different than Twitter. |
| 0:25.3 | There's a guy out there who threatened to take away my podcast, and I have not slept soundly since. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm not going to let him... |
| 0:31.9 | You know my podcast, not my story. |
| 0:47.6 | Welcome to the only podcast with no height requirement. It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:48.6 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:49.6 | Shout out to all my short kings in the audience. |
| 0:51.3 | What's up, guys? |
| 0:51.9 | It's a good thing. |
| 0:52.6 | It's a good thing that didn't meet you for the first time on the, on the, on the, on the Google Hangout that we used. And I was like, hey, make sure, are you at least above five, nine? Because if not, you can't, sorry, Ethan's five, six. This is canon. I'm not five six. No, dude, you know like, you know, like in the future when everybody in the world listens this podcast and you have one of those like Wikipedia pages. You know those? Yeah. Someone's going to |
| 1:14.0 | put Ethan No, dude, you know, like, in the future when everybody in the world listens to this podcast and you have one of those, like, Wikipedia pages. You know those? Yeah. Someone's going to put, Ethan is 5'6 according to episode 320 of the Crunch Catholic podcast. But I'm not, I went to the doctor and you know how they measure you? Yeah. I had my shoes on, right? And I step onto the thing. And I'm like, you're juicing your numbers a little bit, you know? Well, yeah, I'm like, hey, I'm going to be 510 today. It's going to be pretty good. She slam jams the thing on my forehead and like, pushes me down. And she's like, 5.9. And I was like, no. Dang it. I've, I've wore my platforms and everything. What a huge bummer. I know. I was, I was, uh, that's why I started styling my hair up so I could go from like six one and a half to six two. So I would only be two inches shorter than my little brother instead of three. Gosh. I've tried the hair styling. Your hair doesn't go up. |
| 2:01.2 | I don't think it's for me. |
| 2:02.3 | No. |
| 2:02.9 | I'm thinking about cutting it all off. |
| 2:04.9 | Just going completely bald? |
| 2:06.8 | I think I'm going bald mustache. |
| 2:09.8 | It's the next evolution of me. |
| 2:12.3 | I hate to be that guy, but we started streaming, and streaming includes videos. |
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