Hey everyone, we are unpaywalling an episode of Hollywood Handbook the Pro version.

If you're unfamiliar, the Pro version is the boy's weekly bonus show that we do over on Patreon

and Stitcher Premium. Also, if you'd like to watch the video recording of this episode,

the link for that will be in the description. And really quick, this Saturday, October 15th,

at 12pm Pacific time, Carl Tarte and Asan Williams are going to be doing a video game live stream

of Madden NFL 22. So if you'd like to check that out, it'll be available on the video tier

at patreon.com slash the Flaker ones. Thanks so much and enjoy this episode.

So the Halloween husband's dance is...

I mean, it's been a while since I've been doing this. I've been doing this for six weeks.

I mean, it's so scary. It should sneak up on you. But I still think it is the best husband's

dance of the year. I remember after I first got married looking for it, starting in July being

like... Especially like the first couple. The first one. I was like, oh my god, I can't believe I

get to... The first one's really special. Even if it's funny because looking back, I probably have

to admit that the very first Halloween husband's dance I attended was not one of the best ones in terms

of theme decoration, like just the group that we had. But for me, it's still my favorite.

Yes, yes, yes. Because it was such a thrill to be like in the room after having watched through

the window for so many years, just going and driving my big pickup truck to the parking lot and

just wishing that I was a husband so that I could get in there, crush in a 30-rack in the flatbed,

and then just pressing my face up against the window of the gymnasium and kind of falling asleep

with it smushed there, getting my nose grease all over the glass and then having to go get

it. Materials out of my truck to clean it off so I could even see in for like the big final dance.

Speaking of which, thank you for bringing that up because I'm not performing in like the

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