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This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. As usual, the suspects are in the frame. I'm afraid it's Katie Price. I try not to mention her. But if she hits the papers on a daily basis, well, then she features on the programme. It's as simple as that. I can't do anything about it. And this time she's blasted her ex-pal Jane Poutney over the affair with her husband, but says she's never been angry with him, which of course is a load of old Codswallop. As usual, with poor old Katie Price, she can't remember from one day to the next what she she says to people, or how she remembers it, because her brain went out some time ago. She says, I'm so glad her life is ruined. I think she says the same about you, Katie. I think she says the same about you. Nobody's bothered about you. You're the one who looks peculiar. You're the one who can't hang on to a man. You're the one who has to keep parading him around, whereas in fact he shopsoiled.

He was shop soiled long before he got to you, dear. She says, I know Derek and Jane are divorcing.

Whatever she did, I will never forgive her. Oh, dear. She's such a talentless old bent, isn't she really. It's not a lot you can do about her. But don't worry, dear, because in a year time. You think your marriage will still be strong? I bet it isn't. I bet it isn't.

And who cares? Listen, she had a fling with your husband. Everybody's been with him.

Not exactly difficult to work out. You're the one who has to sell every aspect of your life because you're that sad. Kim Kardashian has been for a Rup touch-up again. So tweeted a picture.

I don't know what this woman does. They just go, it's Kim Kardashian.

And apparently America is so vast.

These people become big through no talent, which is slightly disturbing.

I'm her biggest stalker.

Who would say this?

This is, surprisingly, Sam Fahir's his mother. We've now got to put up with another one out of the ghastly Farhires family. This is Suzanne discussing their close-knit relationship in a new interview in OK magazine. God, how boring. How boring. The youthful-looking matriarch. No, no. She looks old. She really looks old. And so she talks about her special relationship. Well, she's flogged every other aspect about her life. You might as well flog that bit. And so she works alongside the girls in their boutique and regularly joins Billy for some fun in the sun. You know, it's just, apparently, Suzanne split from the girl's father when they be young. There's a surprise. And so the full story in OK magazine. But, of course, they're not one of the main stories. The main one is pregnant Frankie Bridge, who was Frankie in rehab. And now they've got Suzanne who tracks her daughter on social media.

Somebody asked her if she'd had cosmetic surgery the other day.

But Sam Fahiris, as you know, with that ghastly makeup trowled on, she does look like a bad sex change.

And when I say a bad sex change, I mean a bad sex change.

So now we've dragged the family into it.

They don't realize, do they?

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