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The Price of Sugar Free,

our sweeteners as harmless as we thought, by B. Wilson.

A few months ago, I was in a cinema queue,

behind a man whose two sons were asking

if they could have tango ice blasts.

Bright blue frozen slushy drinks

to go with their tubs of sweet popcorn.

The father stalled for a moment.

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