The Preview Show: Susan Perk
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
It's the one we've all been waiting for, ladies and gents. On a particularly superb Sunday, Manchester City host Arsenal right in the upper echelons of the Premier League. The unstoppable-looking force meets the moveable object, I suppose you could say.
Jim joins Marcus and Luke to continue his nail-biting. Meanwhile, Fiorentina's ABBA goal music prompts Luke to assemble the 'Hologram XI', and Jonjo Shelvey drags the Kingdom's name into the mud. Bugger off, Jonj. Never liked you anyway.
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| 0:00.0 | Wings are made to fly everybody. |
| 0:02.1 | Welcome to the Football Rumble preview show. |
| 0:04.8 | Arsenal are off to see Pep and Moy's welcomes Liverpool. |
| 0:07.5 | It's Friday 17th of April. |
| 0:08.9 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Tim Campbell. |
| 0:10.6 | And I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:25.2 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:27.4 | It's Friday then. |
| 0:28.6 | It's Saturday. |
| 0:29.7 | It's Arsenal. |
| 0:30.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.6 | On the Sunday, though. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.5 | Because you've used that to replace Sunday in the song, right? Yeah, but that is Sunday. Yeah, but it sounds like people thought, you feel like you were saying it was on though. Yeah. Because you've used that to replace Sunday in the song, right? |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah, but that is Sunday. Yeah, but it sounds like people thought, you feel like you were saying it was on Saturday? No. No, you know better than that. Everybody knows we're in for a superb Sunday. Oh, it's going to be a Susan Purb Sunday. They're going to get a pundit called Susan Purb on. That'd be good. To do Man City 5. |
| 0:57.7 | Imagine how annoyed the internet would be if they did that. |
| 0:54.9 | Suppose I'm... pundit called Susan Perbon to do the Man City Arsenal. That'd be good. To do Man City 5. |
| 0:57.7 | Imagine how annoyed the internet would be if they did that. |
| 0:58.6 | It would be great. It's how good she is. |
| 0:58.7 | Judge Ron Amirits. Well, but they won't, though, will they? No, they won't. If it was Susan Boyle, just changed the surname. Could do. Can't think of any other Susan's off the top of my head. I'm sure there are some gettable Susan's. |
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