The Preview Show: Haaland’s Special Salmon
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
We’re finally back in the warm, comforting arms of our benign Premier League overlords. And do you know what that means? Protest planes.
Pete, Vish, Andy and Jim discuss how Everton fans should make their protest heard, what it would be like to have your head in Jurgen Klopp’s armpit, and unconfirmed reports that Erling Haaland has a Viking longboat on its way to Liverpool full of special super fish. Plus, can Horsham default their way to the FA Cup final? Up the Lard Army!
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