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1001 Classic Short Stories & Tales

THE PRETTY GIRL IN THE ARMY by HENRY LAWSON

1001 Classic Short Stories & Tales

Jon Hagadorn

Arts, Fiction

4.5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

 "That Pretty Girl in the Army" by Henry Lawson
In this light, good‑humored tale, Henry Lawson turns his attention to the small misunderstandings and quiet vanities that make everyday life so entertaining. The story follows a narrator who becomes intrigued by a striking young woman dressed in a military-style uniform—an unusual and eye‑catching sight that sparks curiosity and a bit of harmless speculation.
As he observes her and tries to make sense of her role, Lawson gently pokes fun at the assumptions people make based on appearances. The narrator's imagination fills in the gaps, building a picture of who she must be and what her "army" position might involve. But as the truth gradually comes into focus, the situation proves far more ordinary—and far more amusing—than the narrator's initial theories.
Lawson's trademark charm is on full display: dry wit, affectionate character sketches, and a warm appreciation for the quirks of human nature. The story offers a playful reminder that people are rarely what they first appear to be, and that sometimes the smallest encounters leave the biggest smiles.

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0:00.0

Wake up, Aussies, it's time for a good Henry Lawson's story.

0:18.2

There's a special kind of charm in Henry Lawson's lighter pieces. Those moments when the

0:23.1

great Australian storyteller steps away from the bush hardships and the lonely swag men,

0:28.0

and instead turns his eye toward the small, human surprises that brighten ordinary life.

0:34.0

That pretty girl in the army is one of those gems. It's a story that begins with something simple, a chance encounter, a passing curiosity,

0:43.2

and then quietly unfolds into a portrait of youthful pride, mistaken impressions,

0:48.5

and the gentle comedy of people trying to impress one another.

0:52.8

Lawson gives us a glimpse of the world as he saw it,

0:55.9

full of rough-edged characters with soft-setters, at everyday scenes that suddenly sparkle

1:01.1

when viewed from just the right angle. As you listen, notice how Lawson lets the humor sneak up on

1:07.2

you. Nothing is exaggerated, nothing forced. It's the kind of tale you might hear in a

1:12.7

railway carriage or a country pub, told with a wink, a shrug, and a fondness for the quirks of

1:18.7

human nature. And now, Henry Lawson's That Pretty Girl in the Army. This one starts with a poem,

1:26.7

which Lawson was also famous for in addition to his short

1:29.6

stories. Now I often sit at Waddy's when the night is very near, with a head that's full of jingles

1:36.7

and the fumes of bottled beer. For I always have a fancy that, if I am over there, when the army prays for Wadi,

1:45.9

I'm included in the prayer.

1:48.2

It would take a lot of praying, lots of thumping on the drum, to prepare our sinful,

1:53.7

strained, erring souls for kingdom come.

1:57.5

But I love my fellow sinners, and I hope upon the whole that the army gets a hearing when

2:03.6

it prays for Wadi's soul.

2:07.0

The Salvation Army does good business in some of the outback towns of the great pastoral

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