The Presidents of Turkeys - #55

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

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🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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The leader of Earth’s most magical creatures, turkeys, details how his species arrived on Earth and what they are doing to combat the horrific event known as “Thanksgiving.” Special guests Mustafa and Cluck Featherstone played by podcaster Brandon Farmahini and comedian Zach Anner! Find us on social media: https://linktr.ee/GoodMorningFromHell . Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0	This is a Rooster Teeth production.
0:07.0	Good morning from hell, it's me Clayton, your best friend from Down Under.
0:19.0	Not Australia from hell, and here with me as always is Chris, Salah Chris.
0:24.0	Hello, for those of you who don't know Clayton is the brother of Satan, and also the secretary
0:29.0	of war in hell, and I am dead.
0:32.0	And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife.
0:37.0	That's right, upon earth there's a special holiday that a lot of people will mostly hate to be honest,
0:43.0	but some people enjoy. So we decided to celebrate in our own way down here by bringing on a very special guest.
0:50.0	So Chris, I had you go out and find this guest. Yeah. Did you get him? Oh yeah, yeah, he's serious.
0:56.0	Go get him. All right. Well, Chris gets him introducing the president of turkeys.
1:03.0	Hello. Thank you for having me on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the show. Yeah.
1:08.0	You have a lot more flush than I expected. I don't know if you see the feathers. I mean he's got the neck, you know,
1:14.0	that the soft kind of weird looking neck. Chris, come here.
1:18.0	Pardon me, one second. I need to talk to my associate.
1:21.0	Uh-huh. Chris, I think you didn't get the right guy. This is the president of turkey. No, Chris, I asked for the president of turkeys.
1:30.0	I don't know. Guy with this some dead politician. I'll give a shit about these guys. They're a dime of the dozen.
1:34.0	I wanted the president of turkeys. I don't know what you're saying. I got you the president of turkey.
1:39.0	What are you talking about? No, the president of turkeys. Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth.
1:45.0	Turkeys? Yes. What does that mean? Oh my god. Hello.
1:49.0	Hey, no, it's okay. Just once second, Mustafa. We're gonna have to do what we do. I don't know what you mean.
1:57.0	I still I did this and the guy I asked for. I asked you to order pizza and you ordered fucking Thai food. I don't know, man. Like this is wrong.
2:05.0	Okay. Well, what do you? Why don't know he's here? We just got to talk to him. I guess we'll just we'll make it. Oh, we find.
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