Welcome back to another episode of Finn versus History.

This is the second part of our epic tour through the...

Boring!

Finn found it so boring. The only thing he really enjoyed was doing

a black accent for Pope Oven the second

I'm poor hey baby the Pope's gonna look after you baby

That's when he woke up

Oochoochoo yeah listen

It's um

It's no I'm really I'm trying Because I know that there are some people out there who are, like, I'm a fascinating area. I know those people are out there and I know that we're getting them in the net, but, but also you, you are a host of a history podcast, so you go on. Yeah, I know, but history is the Nazis. It's Napoleon. Run out pretty soon. It's sharp. it's you. It's, you know, red coats. You wouldn't have done

versus Nazis if you, if we could go away with it. Just every episode. Yeah, that's the, I will

happily host a spin-off series, which is Finn versus Nazis, and it's just me doing a three-hour

podcast about individual Nazis. I will happily do that. Happily. Right. So now we're in 1097.

So to place that. Oh, God. Thousands of years before Nazi. It's just grim. Let's place this. So this was

after the invention of the bench, I want to say.

That's, do you know what? That's bold. Can we see when the bench was invented? I don't know if benches are around at the first crusades. I think you've shot your load. You've not thought about that. I don't thought about that. That's coming straight off. Well, hang on, no, because churches must have... Ancient, no, there's ancient benches. Ancient Egypt. Egypt.

They did everything, man.

Egypt fucking knocked out of the park.

Just, it's ancient benches. Ancient Egypt. Egypt did everything, man.

They did... Egypt's fucking knocked out of the park.

Just, it's the first guys.

They're the first guys.

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