The Precap | Jordan Klepper on New York's Knicks Eruption, and Attending the UFC White House Fight
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Coca-Cola Zero, official partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026. |
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| 0:24.1 | Pick up a Coca-Cola zero sugar and start collecting. |
| 0:27.8 | Peel, sip, collect. |
| 0:30.6 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:34.5 | Talking about the UFC fight, I'd love to get into your experience. |
| 0:38.9 | Like, what was it like being there? |
| 0:42.0 | It looks like a BMX rally fucked a carnival. |
| 0:48.6 | Hello and welcome to the pre-cap, a daily show podcast where we sit down with this |
| 0:53.0 | week's host to recap some of the latest news and preview what's coming up next. I'm Lily Blumpkin, a writer at the show, and I'm joined today by your host this week, Jordan Klepper. Yeah. Welcome. Thank you, Lily. It's really, I should say welcome to myself, because this is the first time I've been on the podcast. How does it feel so forth? Yeah, you're pre-casting. Yeah, my precast. There's a delicate balance with every precast. |
| 1:28.9 | So if you've heard an edit that just occurred, it was because I called this a precast as opposed to a pre-cap. Right, right, right. And that's a branding issue on me. Yeah. We have thorough branding meetings here at the Daily Show, so we're aware of what sort of buckets we are in. |
| 1:29.9 | This is a Daily Show production. |
| 1:30.9 | This is a Fingers the Pulse. |
| 1:31.9 | This is a pre-CAP. |
| 1:32.9 | This is not a pre-cast. |
| 1:42.2 | And I've missed some of them recently because I've been busy volunteering outside of work to help the poor and help sickly children. |
| 2:18.0 | And so if I wasn't there at any of the brand meetings, then I apologize, but my efforts have been elsewhere. Yeah, really, we should be apologizing to you. Yes. Well. For anybody correcting you. Yeah. I'm just saying, I don't want to, I don't want to be a martyr here, but I'll take the note. Alan, I'll cut my volunteering back and I'll focus on the brand meetings. Welcome to the pre-cap. Yeah, thanks, Alan. All those sick kids are not gonna receive medicine anymore. But apparently it's important to get the branding right. Yeah, I guess. So kids, suck it up. Suck it up. Put your headphones in and get capped. Call into your elbow and shut up. Move on with your life. |
| 2:20.1 | There's content to be made. |
| 2:21.5 | Exactly. |
| 2:22.5 | Well, speaking of content, should we get right into the big story of the weekend? |
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