The Pre-Season Training Camp Ep5 (QK Reloaded)

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

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Sports, Comedy, Soccer

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

In an effort to become podcasting's version of UK Gold, we're spinning it back and replaying the glory days of QK, every Tuesday and Thursday (although it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday this week!!!). This is: QK Reloaded. We'll be playing through our original episodes in release order. And this is... Ep5 of our preseason training camp from 2018!! --- ‘Quickly Kevin, will he score?’ : The Pre-Season Training Camp (Episode 5) EVERYTHING. EVERYONE. EVERYWHERE. ENDS.... Here at 'Quickly Kevin...' towers we're currently gearing up for the release of QK Series 4 (ETA end of October) with a week-long pre-season training camp. All this week we’ve be compiling and discussing our favourite 11-a-side team of the decade. Shearer? Giggs? Bergkamp? Absolutely not. An impassioned plea for the inclusion of Paul Warhurst and Shaka Hislop. Now you’re talking our language… Head over to our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram - @quicklykevin – to get involved and vote for the winners. We've also got two exciting new QK live shows coming up in November – check out the Hackney Empire website to snap up the remaining tickets. But be quick as they’re selling fast!! ⁠⁠https://hackneyempire.co.uk/whats-on/quickly-kevin90-will-he-score-live/⁠⁠ As a little taster for those of you who didn’t manage to get tickets to the previous live shows we’ve got some exclusive highlight clips to salivate and excite - want to hear Matt Forde talk about how he sleeps in a Nottingham Forest kit? Or hear David May lift the lid on the Old Trafford dressing room under Ferguson? Then you’ve come to the right place my friend... All this and more, plus all the usual 'Quickly Kevin...' business.*** Twitter: @quicklykevin Facebook: quicklykevin Instagram: quicklykevin Email: hello@quicklykevin.com For your chance to win an exclusive 'Graham Says: Hit Les' Quickly Kevin mug leave us a 90's Football based 'Review Haiku' on iTunes!! Thanks, and see you at the end of October for Series 4. Chris, Josh, and Michael. ***WARNING: EPISODES WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY AT SOME POINT CONTAIN SOME URI GELLER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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