THE POWERFUL CUP MANEUVER

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea. Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background. Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello. How are you?
0:01.4	I'm good. How are you?
0:03.4	What's your life like?
0:05.4	Uh, right now it's pretty good.
0:09.2	Yeah, what's good about it?
0:10.5	How's your life? Uh, I have a new job that I really like.
0:15.0	Um...
0:18.0	It says here that you want to talk about shitting in a cup.
0:25.7	Yes.
0:30.5	So I was working for a company.
0:36.8	I won't say their name, but they're a very big company.
0:39.6	It says here you worked at Amazon.
0:40.8	And I was, all right, yeah, that was the company.
0:49.3	I was a delivery driver there in Brooklyn, New York. And I had just finished eating McDonald's. I was
1:00.3	about maybe three or four minutes into my drive out of McDonald's when the bubbly
1:10.1	shit sensation came on and I was in an area where there was nowhere to go. I was too far from the McDonald's. I was in an apartment complex and I had no other option but to take the McDonald's
1:28.6	cup and fill it to the brim with hot diarrhea.
1:36.0	Why didn't you park and go inside the McDonald's?
1:41.0	I was too far from the McDonald's. I had left. I was maybe four or five minutes away.
1:47.8	Uh, I attempted to make a delivery and then as I was walking to the apartment building I felt it in my
1:55.4	panicked I ran back to the truck and it was either shit in the cup or shit in my
2:01.6	pants let me ask you a question and I want you to answer shit in the copper shit in my pants.
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