Megan McCain has entered the chat.

Megan McCain has entered the chat. Welcome back to Citizen McCain. We had a week off last week because there were a confluence of events that I literally didn't have child care because Ben is traveling so much for work.

So we're so happy to be back. I'm happy to see her face, Miranda. We have this wonderful comedian, Josh Wolfe, coming on today. He's a comedian actor and writer.

So excited. I have a crush on him. I'm just going to tell you that right up the top of the show. Oh, my. Okay. Well, that'll make

this even more interesting. He is someone, I think we both followed his work since, like, Chelsea,

lately days. He's so funny. He's on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, what podcast he both love.

So, so excited to have him come on. He just, we were DMing about, I mean, I think it was like something related to comedy, I think.

And he was like, I love to come on your podcast.

And I was like, well, I would love to have you on my podcast.

So that's who we're having on today.

But before we get started, I have to tell you a story, Miranda.

I'm a little tired today.

Last night at like midnight, I was asleep upstairs in bed. Ben was downstairs, I think, still watching TV, or he had fallen asleep. I don't know which one. I was in bed with Liberty. Yes, she's still coming down in the

middle of the night to sleep with both of us. No, I don't want to have a conversation about parenting

about it. We're doing our best. Okay. I'm doing my best. I cannot crack this. I have tried everything including bribery. It's not working. I hear in the middle of the night, I hear this sound that my first instinct is there is a lost child screaming in my backyard.

Oh, my God.

Screaming.

And I was like, what is this noise?

Well, you live in the tundra.

So, yes, that would be very concerning.

And also, but we do live in like, we live right outside D.C. I'm not in

the woods. After I hear one scream, then I think maybe a homeless person has somehow gotten in our yard

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