The Pots and Pans of Mattress Pikelet King

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Guy is beaming in from a hotel room in Australia and Tim is connecting via satellite from beautiful Rotorua on very little sleep, a decent amount of horse tranquilliser and donning a fetching aquamarine dress. But it’s not about the boiz, it’s about Lisa Todd Wexley and Charlotte York Goldenblatt teeing up with none other than Kristen Schaal to participate in the futile activity of enrolling their kids into an ivy league college. Carrie is a prisoner in her own empty mansion and may soon also be a prisoner of thousands of New York’s finest rats, who have already eaten her entire garden. What’s going on with Seema? Glad you asked! She’s enlisted the help of Grown Ups 2’s very own Sherri O’Terry to try and find a suitable suitor but forget all of that because the most important thing is - This show has a new hottie and his name is Adam. Aiden should be worried about his alliterative competitor.

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0:00.0	Are you comfortable?
0:04.0	What's important to me that you're comfortable
0:21.7	Because you look like someone
0:23.1	Who's got a bit on
0:25.1	Oh, there's a lot.
0:27.3	There's a lot on, man.
0:29.0	Boy, do we have a lot on.
0:30.9	I want to know.
0:32.6	First of all, I see that you didn't get dressed up.
0:36.5	I am traveling in a foreign land and what can I say?
0:43.4	I forgot to pack a dress.
0:45.2	For this, I apologize to our listeners to you, Tim.
0:52.7	But on the other hand, you look somehow more glamorous than you did last week.
0:57.6	So tell us a little about what you're wearing and how you're feeling much.
1:01.8	I have to confess, I'm not sure of the designer, but for those absorbing me via audio only,
1:08.4	I would describe this as a turquoise full-length dress.
1:12.1	This is from my friend, it's actually my friend Anna's dress by way of another friend Crystal
1:18.3	who has lent it to me.
1:20.0	I was wearing this for all of last night.
1:25.2	I was testing outfits.
1:28.1	So I'm out of town also, guy.
1:30.3	You're not the only one who can leave Auckland, okay?
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