Oh, what you got there?

That is a wallet that I found on the tube this morning. No way, God, I'd be so annoyed if that was mine. Yeah, well, obviously I'm going to do the right thing and get it back to the owner. Yeah, have you looked inside? Well, they go, look, I've got a golf club membership card. So? I really want to do a favour for that sort of bloke. You have to do what you would have done unto you.

Like, do the right thing, you know, pay it forward.

Where does he live?

Has he got a driver's licence in there?

Yeah, he lives south of the river.

And?

Well, that's miles away.

That's not going to another country.

He might as well be in France.

So you'll take a wallet back to somebody if they live next door to you.

Oh, yeah.

There you go, look, though.

It works on Lester Square. Exactly. It's a tourist travel. It's hell. You tried walking a two or across Lester Square. It's two minutes that way. No, you're right. I don't know what I've become. I'm going to take it to him now. That's the amount I know and love. Off you go.

I mean, there is 40 quid cash in it.

I think the law is that you can take that as a finder's fee.

Or certainly some sort of

processing or handling fee, because I am going out my way and I don't want to cash on me for the

sandwich. Why are you taking this coffee loyalty card as well, though?

March 2019, Royal Courts of Justice, London.

Richard Rolls steps out of the cubicle.

Splashes his face with cold water.

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