Hi Amber. Hi, Lola. Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello, my loves. We're back with an unlikely affair.

Hi, Amber. I always hate when you're through my screen. I know, I know. You look hot today,

by the way. I do.

Yeah.

I'm trying.

I'm really trying.

I figured if I FaceTime a boy today, I'm going to need him to finally see me with a face on instead of just always in a bed.

I don't know why. Yeah, but you're beautiful either way.

Well, you got to let them know.

Here's the thing.

I always say you need to FaceTime them when you're like in your unwind moment, no makeup on. Because it's better for them to see you

that way for like the first time and then glammed up because they're like, oh shit,

rather than, oh, shit.

You know?

I'm like, here you go.

This is me in my truest form.

If you're not attracted to it, I suggest you go bye-bye.

No, you're good.

It's all good.

You're good, too.

How are you this morning?

Fired the fuck up.

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