The Pork Report Ep 3: Dude, We Ate Like Kings
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On This Pork Report style episode of Beach Cops, Ryan tells Andrew about the joys of life on the road. A heroin junkie invades Great Wolf Lodge and leaves syringes everywhere. The boys discuss billionaire brontosaurus secrets and the forgotten 80’s classic “Baby: Secret of The Lost Legend” and how Andy was forced to study cryptids at elementary school. Andy finds out about the Sasquatch “gifting rock” and Ryan debuts a 1970’s gem “Bigfoot and Wildboy” and it’s truly unbelievable. Then we hear O’Neill on a legit baseball bat commercial which leads to an amazing Aaron underdog softball story!
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| 0:30.8 | dot com slash beach cops 250 Green Chef.com slash BeachCups 250. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh |
| 1:00.4 | hoo hoo hoo Koo! Whohoo! Bih K. Bichs. |
| 1:14.0 | B. B. B. B. B. B. B. |
| 1:17.0 | B. |
| 1:18.0 | B. |
| 1:20.0 | R. R. R. |
| 1:22.0 | R. Rhev. Rhev. H-a-h-h-h-a-hmm. |
| 1:23.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, fool you once. |
| 1:30.0 | Shame on us. |
| 1:31.0 | To fool you twice, shame on you. This is the pork report, baby. |
| 1:34.4 | Let's get ready to rumble. |
| 1:38.9 | You are here for another classy. |
| 1:41.1 | That sounds like that man who, did you ever see the video of the guy who jumped |
| 1:45.4 | 172 feet to break the world record? |
| 1:48.1 | Oh, yeah, John Wilhelm's screaming. |
| 1:50.5 | Yeah, yeah. help scream in Booth. |
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