Good readings. Well, the good news is that Donald Trump did not bomb a whole civilization back to the Stone Ages last week.

Okay, as he said, he was going to do, which many experts have said, constituted a genocidal statement, a war crime.

So thank goodness.

The bad news is the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, Eugene.

But now, everyone, it is us who closed it.

Why are we blockading the strait while one of our ceasefire demands is that it opens?

So first it was Iran.

Now we're blockading it because that makes

sense. And is it a real blockade or not? We're going to get into it. And I mean, how are we keeping the ships from

going out there? Minds apparently in the straight-or-mole. The gas is up. There's a lot of questions,

okay? Why wouldn't Lebanon be included in the ceasefire? were they? And somebody just didn't tell Israel.

Is the new Ayatollah in charge of Iran?

Where is he?

Have we seen him on camera?

Apparently he's messed up.

They said that his face is disfigured.

According to the bombings.

From the bombing.

From the bombings that happens sometimes.

My biggest question is, I don't know, does Donald Trump think he's Jesus?

For people that maybe missed it, the president posted an AI image of himself, healing, okay?

Someone that is sick, okay?

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